dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
