forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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