its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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