Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
