Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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