So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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