That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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