Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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