Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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