that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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