Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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