My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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