and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
