He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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