you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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