clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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