what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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