Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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