Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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