So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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