Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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