Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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