so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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