OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
