Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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