No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Pants are for mortals
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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