How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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