marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I have demons in me.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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