Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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