Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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