Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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