we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Randomize
