I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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