handjob tips. give me some.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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