With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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