Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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