I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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