That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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