great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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