I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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