Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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