he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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