Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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