So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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