think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I need to stop coming to work sober
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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