Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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