I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
You're like the curious george of whores
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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