Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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