I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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