i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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